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Dad's Little Pecker

Description:

"Dad has a little pecker. He plays with it all day.
He takes it with him everywhere and puts it on display.
Mom loves his little pecker, but she doesn't understand.
Why he always has to have his pecker in his hand."

It's a children's book parody about friendship and marital compromise.

It makes the perfect gag gift for any Dad with a sense of humor. Great for Father's Day, birthdays, or just a way for a son, daughter, wife, or Mother in-law to tease Dad a bit!


Reviews:

5.0 out of 5 stars Cute gift for someone with personality

S.B. · August 24, 2025

So funny, not really appropriate for a kid but nice gift for new male parent. Lol

5.0 out of 5 stars HILARIOUS!

S.L.M. · October 1, 2025

This popped up on instagram, and I had to get it for my husband for Father’s Day. It’s a great gag gift, to give him a good laugh.

5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious and Fun!

N.B. · August 18, 2025

“Dad’s Little Pecker” is exactly what I expected—funny and perfect as a gag gift. The quality is good, and it arrived quickly. It’s sure to get laughs and be a memorable gift for dad or any funny occasion.

5.0 out of 5 stars Funny!

P.G.G. · October 2, 2025

What can I say: not exactly a children's book....but our friends have had a good laugh!

5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect Gift for First-Time Parents with a Sense of Humor

B.R. · February 26, 2025

I bought this for my sister and brother-in-law, who are expecting their first baby, because nothing says welcome to parenthood like a book titled Dad’s Little Pecker. It’s the perfect mix of adorable and questionable life choices.Pros:✅ Guaranteed to make dad laugh (or question his entire existence).✅ Cute and innocent enough to keep Grandma from side-eyeing too hard.✅ A solid reminder that parenthood is just a series of unexpected surprises—much like receiving this book as a gift.Cons:❌ May cause excessive giggling at baby showers.❌ Hard to read out loud with a straight face.If you need a baby gift that will stand out (and possibly get you banned from future family gatherings), this is the one. Highly recommend—especially for new dads who need a solid laugh before the sleepless nights begin!

5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious book!

M.K. · October 6, 2025

Hilarious book!

5.0 out of 5 stars Funny

J.K. · August 17, 2025

This is great super funny book for a new parent! What a good laugh at an adult baby shower or adult baby is coming party. This is it. It’s funny!

5.0 out of 5 stars Great baby gift

E. · June 23, 2025

Buy the book for the laughs. Buy with the intention of knowing this is a humorous book, and one with underlying jokes. This is our go to gift when we hear any friend having a baby. Laugh and enjoy

Great

N. · November 17, 2024

Great fun as a joke gift

Ohhh

B. · May 17, 2025

I picked up Dad’s Little Pecker thinking it was a quirky birdwatching book. Turns out, it's a children's parody about a dad's... well, you get the idea.The rhymes are catchy, the illustrations are oddly charming, and the innuendo? Chef’s kiss. It’s like Dr. Seuss met a dad joke and had a very inappropriate baby.Perfect for Father's Day, birthdays, or any occasion where you want to make everyone in the room simultaneously laugh and question their life choices.Would I recommend it? Absolutely. Just maybe not at the family reunion.

Funny

r.b. · March 24, 2025

Bloody brilliant book funny too

Very funny book

A.A. · August 16, 2025

Funny book, even better than advertised. Definitely getting more from author

Great funny gift

M. · July 10, 2025

Hilarious book, great for a funny gift

Dad's Little Pecker

Product ID: UO0PQ13CI1A
Condition: New

4.8

AED7965

Price includes VAT & Import Duties
Type: Paperback
Availability: In Stock

Quantity:

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Order today to get by 7-14 business days

Delivery fee of AED 20. Free for orders above AED 200.

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Dad's Little Pecker

Product ID: UO0PQ13CI1A
Condition: New

4.8

Dad's Little Pecker-0
Type: Paperback

AED7965

Price includes VAT & Import Duties
Availability: In Stock

Quantity:

|

Order today to get by 7-14 business days

Delivery fee of AED 20. Free for orders above AED 200.

Returns & Warranty policies

Imported From: United States

At BOLO, we work hard to ensure the products you receive are new, genuine, and sourced from reputable suppliers.

BOLO is not an authorized or official retailer for most brands, nor are we affiliated with manufacturers unless specifically stated on a product page. Instead, we source verified sellers, authorized distributors or directly from the manufacturer.

Each product undergoes thorough inspection and verification at our consolidation and fulfilment centers to ensure it meets our strict authenticity and quality standards before being shipped and delivered to you.

If you ever have concerns regarding the authenticity of a product purchased from us, please contact Bolo Support. We will review your inquiry promptly and, if necessary, provide documentation verifying authenticity or offer a suitable resolution.

Your trust is our top priority, and we are committed to maintaining transparency and integrity in every transaction.

All product information, images, descriptions, and reviews originate from the manufacturer or from trusted sellers overseas. BOLO is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or an authorized retailer for most brands listed on our website unless stated otherwise.

While we strive to display accurate information, variations in packaging, labeling, instructions, or formulation may occasionally occur due to regional differences or supplier updates. For detailed or manufacturer-specific information, please contact the brand directly or reach out to BOLO Support for assistance.

Unless otherwise stated, all prices displayed on the product page include applicable taxes and import duties.

BOLO operates in accordance with the laws and regulations of United Arab Emirates. Any items found to be restricted or prohibited for sale within the UAE will be cancelled prior to shipment. We take proactive measures to ensure that only products permitted for sale in United Arab Emirates are listed on our website.

All items are shipped by air, and any products classified as “Dangerous Goods (DG)” under IATA regulations will be removed from the order and cancelled.

All orders are processed manually, and we make every effort to process them promptly once confirmed. Products cancelled due to the above reasons will be permanently removed from listings across the website.

Description:

"Dad has a little pecker. He plays with it all day.
He takes it with him everywhere and puts it on display.
Mom loves his little pecker, but she doesn't understand.
Why he always has to have his pecker in his hand."

It's a children's book parody about friendship and marital compromise.

It makes the perfect gag gift for any Dad with a sense of humor. Great for Father's Day, birthdays, or just a way for a son, daughter, wife, or Mother in-law to tease Dad a bit!


Reviews:

5.0 out of 5 stars Cute gift for someone with personality

S.B. · August 24, 2025

So funny, not really appropriate for a kid but nice gift for new male parent. Lol

5.0 out of 5 stars HILARIOUS!

S.L.M. · October 1, 2025

This popped up on instagram, and I had to get it for my husband for Father’s Day. It’s a great gag gift, to give him a good laugh.

5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious and Fun!

N.B. · August 18, 2025

“Dad’s Little Pecker” is exactly what I expected—funny and perfect as a gag gift. The quality is good, and it arrived quickly. It’s sure to get laughs and be a memorable gift for dad or any funny occasion.

5.0 out of 5 stars Funny!

P.G.G. · October 2, 2025

What can I say: not exactly a children's book....but our friends have had a good laugh!

5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect Gift for First-Time Parents with a Sense of Humor

B.R. · February 26, 2025

I bought this for my sister and brother-in-law, who are expecting their first baby, because nothing says welcome to parenthood like a book titled Dad’s Little Pecker. It’s the perfect mix of adorable and questionable life choices.Pros:✅ Guaranteed to make dad laugh (or question his entire existence).✅ Cute and innocent enough to keep Grandma from side-eyeing too hard.✅ A solid reminder that parenthood is just a series of unexpected surprises—much like receiving this book as a gift.Cons:❌ May cause excessive giggling at baby showers.❌ Hard to read out loud with a straight face.If you need a baby gift that will stand out (and possibly get you banned from future family gatherings), this is the one. Highly recommend—especially for new dads who need a solid laugh before the sleepless nights begin!

5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious book!

M.K. · October 6, 2025

Hilarious book!

5.0 out of 5 stars Funny

J.K. · August 17, 2025

This is great super funny book for a new parent! What a good laugh at an adult baby shower or adult baby is coming party. This is it. It’s funny!

5.0 out of 5 stars Great baby gift

E. · June 23, 2025

Buy the book for the laughs. Buy with the intention of knowing this is a humorous book, and one with underlying jokes. This is our go to gift when we hear any friend having a baby. Laugh and enjoy

Great

N. · November 17, 2024

Great fun as a joke gift

Ohhh

B. · May 17, 2025

I picked up Dad’s Little Pecker thinking it was a quirky birdwatching book. Turns out, it's a children's parody about a dad's... well, you get the idea.The rhymes are catchy, the illustrations are oddly charming, and the innuendo? Chef’s kiss. It’s like Dr. Seuss met a dad joke and had a very inappropriate baby.Perfect for Father's Day, birthdays, or any occasion where you want to make everyone in the room simultaneously laugh and question their life choices.Would I recommend it? Absolutely. Just maybe not at the family reunion.

Funny

r.b. · March 24, 2025

Bloody brilliant book funny too

Very funny book

A.A. · August 16, 2025

Funny book, even better than advertised. Definitely getting more from author

Great funny gift

M. · July 10, 2025

Hilarious book, great for a funny gift

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