5.0 out of 5 stars Slip, Slide & Away We Go.

T.f.A.t.F. · June 29, 2023

(function() { P.when('cr-A', 'ready').execute(function(A) { if(typeof A.toggleExpanderAriaLabel === 'function') { A.toggleExpanderAriaLabel('review_text_read_more', 'Read more of this review', 'Read less of this review'); } }); })(); .review-text-read-more-expander:focus-visible { outline: 2px solid #2162a1; outline-offset: 2px; border-radius: 5px; } I will try to keep my review of this product both scientific and non-juvenile, of which only one I will likely succeed in.Overall, I'd have to say it basically does what its intended purpose is to do in facilitating a more comfortable and enjoyable meshing of two separate materials that can sometimes be susceptible to unaided friction. The overall consistency is smooth and not too sticky; however, it does tend to sometimes clump on one's fingers in little stringy wads (sorry). Perhaps the only drawback is in its lasting ability, in that while it has a slighter better edge on other water-based products like good ole KY Jelly, it is still made primary of H2O and thus unlike silicone lubes, will require frequent re-applications depending on the length of said meshings. It also comes in a generous enough size that may last awhile depending on the meshing frequencies. The fact the bottle I purchased almost a year ago is still half full is not lost on me.While my sense of smell is not the strongest (always an advantage when one has to sometimes take public transit or have co-workers with an affinity for Taco Bell) the product only has a faint scent similar to a mild dish detergent and not remotely of bleach or pineapples. As for flavor...why is this even a ratings choice? Seriously. Suffice is to say, it would be a safe bet...also not pineapples.As far as appearance or resembling the "real thing", I'd have to say it's fairly passable, although I'd likely have to consult someone more knowledgeable, who may or not be the wife and who also may or may not have just shook her head and walked out of the room when I did.It seems fairly hypoallergenic and it caused no irritation, so it should be safe on most skin types as well as the more delicate membranes of the various nooks & crannies it may be used for. Though if it is anything like the substance it is made to resemble, it's probably not a good idea to get it in anyone's eye (she still hasn't let me forget that one).All this is an attractive, spunky (sorry again) looking bottle with an easy flip top cap that as noted earlier, is still partly full. Sigh...It should be noted that my scientific evaluation is based upon using the product on two separate parts from two different subjects. I am quite confident the product would also offer superior friction reduction when the two separate parts belong to the same subject, but since I am in the category of the 2% of men who lie about regularly doing such experiments, I can't confirm firsthand (or any hand for that matter).Overall, a fairly good product and I recommend it for a smoother transition and to avoid potentially damaging epidermal burns that sometimes accompany overenthusiasm and a Y chromosomal failure to sometimes initiate a gender-oppositional pre-heat cycle. Definitely worth the money...ah, shot (triple sorry).Updated Addendum 11/1/23: After evaluating the product even more since originally reviewing it, I have decided to upgrade my rating to five stars. I feel it likely deserved the full rating all along, but perhaps it is just my reluctance to fully commit to anything that prevented it and in order to give total accolades, a product usually has to really knock my socks off (side note: don't wear just socks while using this product, that just seems tacky).

5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect for content! 😜

M.~. · June 12, 2025

Looks & feels like the real thing iykyk lol It can get messy, so have a towel nearby. It also dries a lil quicker than expected, but does the job.

5.0 out of 5 stars Can’t wait to fully try this!!

K.A. · June 13, 2025

Just like the real stuff!!! Wow!!!! Haven’t got to try it to much but definitely opened it and seen what it was about!!!

4.0 out of 5 stars Nice and slick

W. · May 21, 2025

Feels great and is going to be my got-to for lube, however after you use it there's a chance that the remaining lube in the pump falls out after a minute leaving a drop of lube next to the bottle which makes a mess sometimes

5.0 out of 5 stars You will not find a better, more satisfying lube

B.a.M. · May 7, 2025

This is literally like magic. It will completely change your sex life and enhance every experience you have while using it, whether you're solo or with a partner. My gf and I have used it religiously ever since we randomly found it and decided to order and try it out 6-8 months ago. We will never use any other lube again. The only con is that it does get kinda sticky/gummy if you've been using a lot of it or for an extended amount of time. Just clean yourself/selves up and you're good to to again.

5.0 out of 5 stars Realistic and slippery

j. · June 4, 2025

Very realistic and yes some has said it can get sticky at some point so if it does just add a spritz of water and hold on.

5.0 out of 5 stars Nice

B.s. · June 12, 2025

If you are looking for something that simulates the real thing this is for you

4.0 out of 5 stars It leaks a tiny bit if tilted on its side

t.v. · June 1, 2025

It seems pretty good a little goes a long way

Good

K. · June 7, 2025

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Exelente

A.R. · April 13, 2025

Bueno

Increíblemente travieso :b

L. · December 17, 2024

Lo compre por qué se veía demasiado real y definitivamente no decepcionaLa consistencia es identica a la del real jejejeMe encanta que con solo un poco puedes tener un rato de una buena resbaladiza diversiónAdemás de que tarda en secar, lo que hace que con muy poco tengas un buen ratoEn cuanto a olor, no es desagradable, y lamentablemente, el sabor no es el mismo que el real 😔Entonces, si quieres un lubricante que sea travieso, haga un buen trabajo y te haga pasar un buen rato, está es una excelente opción

Great feel

A. · March 17, 2024

Consistency is great and doesn't stain

Best I’ve found

J. · May 6, 2025

Best I’ve found. Stays slick. Have reordered many times.