5.0 out of 5 stars Enjoyed it

J.A. · May 29, 2025

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5.0 out of 5 stars Best coffee from Death Wish comapny.

J. · March 23, 2025

The Valhalla Java is the best coffee from Death Wish IMO. I've tried the Espresso roast and the Dark roast. The Dark roast was too acidic for me the espresso roast was ok. This one was the best of all three flavorwise, and acidic wise. It was gentle on my stomach too. All three of them were fantastic on caffeine boost.

5.0 out of 5 stars AMAZING BEANS!!

Z.G. · March 28, 2025

Awesome coffee! Especially if you’re into dark beans. I’ve pressed this into shots, made French press coffee with it, regular pour over, cold brew, brewed it South Indian style, Turkish style, and it doesn’t disappoint in any way or in any type of brewing methods.

4.0 out of 5 stars Dark and rich

B.R. · May 21, 2025

Good dark roast

5.0 out of 5 stars Worth it

N. · April 20, 2025

Smooth taste and good caffeine levels.

5.0 out of 5 stars LIFE CHANGING

C.W. · December 1, 2017

If there was a ten star option i would select it. This coffee is life changing. Two days ago i was a quiet, low self esteem nerd with a boring office job. As soon as i opened the bag my face had the weirdest tingling happening. So i ground up this amazing smelling magic bean and made 4 cups and boy let me tell you. I blacked out. When I came to I was wearing a flannel shirt and overalls. I had a full man beard. I’m talking duck dynasty status. Wondering what happened i called into work and they let me know that i had slapped my boss and called him a beta male and quit. I immediately panicked of course but then i found out i had a new job as a diesel mechanic. I went outside to get in my crappy Honda Accord only to find out it had actually transformed into a Dodge cummins that sounds like big foot and a jet plane having sex when i mash on the pedal and it pukes bald eagles out of the tail pipe. It’s a 5 speed and i never learned how to drive one until this coffee taught me. I apparently had also built a log cabin. I joined a heavy metal band as the guitarist. I don’t even own a guitar but i found the coolest BC warlock axe in my living room, held by none other than Zakk Wylde. He handed me the piece of art and together we played metal licks so amazing that we actually summoned a demon named dildoroth or something and then we beat him up and made a necklace out of his horns. It was probably the wildest experience of my life but it changed me. It was a good change. Now I’m covered in tattoos, i can probably bench press a house, and the biggest thing is I’m not a nerd. I went into a book store and immediately all of Hillary Clinton’s books caught on fire when i looked at them.I RECOMMEND THIS COFFEE TO ANYONE THAT WANTS TO UNLOCK THEIR INNER BADASS. I now walk around with a camelback filled with this magic juice. Everyone buy it. Right now.The picture on the left is me two days ago and the picture on the right is the new changed me. Hail Odin

5.0 out of 5 stars Christmas Miracle

M.K.H. · July 23, 2015

What can I say about this coffee that hasn't already been said? My husband works at Bolo and spent some time stowing items to later be picked up for orders being shipped and he kept stowing this coffee but couldn't remember what it was called. So we're at a restaurant and I'm on my phone trying to figure out what this coffee could be, and it's three days before Christmas '13, and we find it. At this time I have Prime and instantly order it and sent it to my folks so that we can all try this new coffee. Christmas Eve my parents' UPS guy speeds down the hill to drop off the last present for Christmas and I hand it to my mum and tell her to open it because she's going to want this for Christmas morning, which she resists at first until she smells it. This coffee is so strong you can smell it from inside the box it comes in and she wanted it pretty badly when she finally opened it. We all managed to restrain ourselves (which was hard because we're coffee drinkers, save my dad) and gleefully went to bed later that evening, too excited to get any decent sleep. Five thirty rolls by and I hop out of bed, nudging my hubs who hisses at me, and head to the kitchen to start our Christmas celebration. Our roommate is out in the living room drooling on the couch as I start grinding those beans for our traditional pot of Christmas joe. As it's brewing the whole house fills with this intense aroma that you just want to roll yourself in because it smelled so good. The hour for everyone to taste it arrives and the room is so quiet you can hear the tree lights flicker on and off when suddenly the first "ahh" is said. Then we all chimed in. It's got such a robust flavour, and so many to choose from. For me it's like a rich chocolate drink with a hint of something caramelly and salty but also incredibly sweet, for my hubs he just tastes the dark roast and chocolate, my mum can't even describe the flavours she tastes in it. But I order at least one of these every year, before Christmas, so that we all can enjoy really excellent cup of coffee. (I imagine this would be the coffee that Odin drinks when he needs to wake up, this stuff packs a serious punch.) My only recommendation would be to by the whole beans and not the ground so you get the truest flavour possible from your coffee.

5.0 out of 5 stars Good dark coffee, even tho it's DW....

A.C. · February 3, 2025

I love my dark roast coffee! I ordered this as a backup to a couple others that are my "go-to's", not realizing it when ordering that it was Death Wish (not generally a fan of DW)...but this Valhalla Java was very good! Thank you for a good dark coffee!