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English as a Second F*cking Language

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In the English language, swearing is essential to effective communication. In this hilarious and illuminating guide, you will learn just how to do it - no f*cking problem.

Whether you want to succeed in business, school, or social circles, a strong command of vocabulary is absolutely necessary. Just imagine a stranger to our shores, trying to comprehend the following conversation:

John: Mary, would you like to attend the opera this evening?
Mary: F*cking-A. should I wear my black dress?
John: Why the f*ck not?
Mary: F*cked if I know-Oh, f*ck! I just remembered. It got f*cked up in the wash.
John: Well, f*ck the opera. Let's stay home and f*ck.
Mary: Good f*cking idea.

English as a Second F*cking Language (ESF*L) is the perfect way for nonnative speakers to learn the basics of swearing. At the same time, it also offers native speakers a wide variety of twists and new refinements. Page after page, ESF*L provides a smorgasbord of swearing synonyms designed to boost your vocabulary-everything from the conventional d*mn and sh*t to a host of more inventive terms that would make any truck driver blush. And when you're finished reading, our Final F*cking Exam is the perfect test of your swearing skills. You'll be surprised by how much you've learned!

“Great f*cking book!” ―
Stephen King


Editorial Reviews

Review

“Great f*cking book!” ―Stephen King

From the Back Cover

In the English language, swearing is essential to effective communication. Whether you want to succeed in business, school, or social circles, a strong command of vocabulary is absolutely necessary. English as a Second F*cking Language (ESF*L) is the perfect way for non-native speakers to learn the basics of swearing. At the same time, it also offers native speakers a wide variety of twists and new refinements. Page after page, ESF*L provides a smorgasbord of swearing synonyms designed to boost your vocabulary - everything from the conventional d*mn and sh*t to a host of more inventive terms that would make any truck driver blush. And when you're finished reading, our Final F*cking Exam is the perfect test of your swearing skills. You'll be surprised by how much you've learned!

Reviews:

5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh your a** off.

V.T. · July 13, 2001

Be prepared to laugh and ride the humorous wave with Sterling Johnson.In the 1970's, George Carlin cited seven words that would never appear on TV, but time and theatrical productions have changed their acceptability. Unfortunately, I cannot list them in this review because they would not be suitable, but they are listed on page 8 of this book.Cable TV followed the lead when they began showing these R+ rated movies. Language that was not conventional when Carlin clarified what the "bad" words were is now common in conversations.His and Hers, Hands on experience, Tips and Traps are just a few of the sections that provide alternate words for different body parts and actions. Throughout the book, Johnson gives examples through dialogue. The goal is to help the newcomer with a way to understand what f*ck and other derivatives mean, and which ones are fighting words.Writers will find this book is a clear definition of how to write true to life dialogue for today's market.I was expecting a different outlook than definitions of "bad" words, so I was somewhat disappointed. However, this is a valuable resource that is well written and funny.Victoria Tarrani

5.0 out of 5 stars Best coffee table book

C.L. · July 21, 2025

I had this book for years and someone borrowed it and never returned it so I had to buy another. Great conversation piece :)

4.0 out of 5 stars Fun Book - Good Reference for Non Native English Speakers

H.D.E. · January 3, 2007

This is a book which has a funny approach on everyday language. Words and sentences that once seemed to have no sense at all are now explained. While the meaning of these expressions might be widely known for native speakers, it is a good reference for foreigners who are willing to excel in English language, even in its weirdest senses.

5.0 out of 5 stars There are no really good websites that I have found on the topic--most of ...

N. · July 22, 2014

As a teacher of English as a Second Language, I often have students asking me about slang. There are no really good websites that I have found on the topic--most of them are outdated or provide words that are not really used, or are not really slang, and many of them try to be "kid friendly," which slang is generally not. So, I tell generally tell my students to watch movies, listen to music, and use urbandictionary.com.But for those who really are interested in learning slang, and don't mind crude topics (I mean, there is a whole chapter on masturbation) I now recommend this book as well. Although published in 1996, it strikes me as not very dated. There are, of course, some words that are no longer used, as well as others that have come in to the language, and there will be considerable variation based on one's geography. But I give it 5 starts instead of 4 simply because it is as good as I would expect a book on slang to be. It is written in an entertaining manner, has example sentences, defines the meaning of the slang, and for the most part contains entries that are quite relevant and accurate.

3.0 out of 5 stars More entertaining than informative.

S. · August 22, 2001

This little collection of profanity isn't quite what I expected. The English language is so full of inconsistency, irregularity, and paradox, that I was prepared for a work ridiculing our Puritannical attempts to purge it. The language has a perverse life of its own; anyone who presumes to control it will not only fail but look foolish in doing so.Instead, Johnson takes a quite literal (though no less humorous) ESL (English as a Second Langage) approach, offering the sexual and scatalogical words that any stranger to the language will require to understand it (including the "unsayable" words that once got George Carlin a night in a Milwaukee jail). Had he expanded the lexicon to include some of the "taboo" sexist, racist, ethnic, group-specific words (and their euphemistic substitutes) of the present-day politically-correct environment, Johnson's little book could have taken on a note of provocative satire.One quibble: In his introduction Johnson uses a quote by Shakespeare's Caliban ("The Tempest") to support his project. Bad choice. Shakespeare never lost an opportunity to expose the language's obscene possibilities, but the quotation is meant to ridicule Caliban for assuming that's all language is good for.

5.0 out of 5 stars Clever & informative

M.F. · August 31, 2019

Hilariously written, easy to read, quick read, enjoyable even for a native English speaker. I can see how this would be very helpful for an English language learner, but worth the read nonetheless.

1.0 out of 5 stars The first couple of sentences are funny but after that it just gets boring

U.J. · November 29, 2014

The book just retells the meaning of some swear words. The first couple of sentences are funny but after that it just gets boring.

2.0 out of 5 stars Humor

A.C. · December 18, 2020

Light reading and conversation starter, or a come back line

Schimpfwörter über Schimpfwörter

R.R. · November 7, 2013

für die heutige Jugend eigentlich perfekt. Ich denke aber das es für Menschen die der englischen Sprache nicht mächtig sind, zu schwer zu verstehen ist. Ich fands lustig und einige der Wörter waren mir auch nicht bekannt, also hab ich noch was dazu gelernt :P

Funny book!

É.D. · June 21, 2017

Very funny book! As a native french speaker, I learned a few idioms and definitions... It is really interesting and gave me a good laugh! I recommend it to everyone!

Excelente libro.

J. · April 1, 2020

Creo que le falta un poco mas de frases y escenarios más comunes donde se podrian utilizar las palabras.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

V. · March 28, 2010

Eine Idee, wie man sich einen ganzen Weihnachtsabend im Kreise der aufgeschlossenen Familie beschäftigen kann:- Produkt auspacken- IRGENDeine Seite aufschlagen- vorlesen, was vor einem steht- Reaktionen abwarten- lachen- nächste wahrlosgewählte Seite aufschlagen- usw.Super, dass es solche coolen Bücher noch gibt!!

Hätte mir mehr erwartet...

T. · October 20, 2012

...angefangen von der Dicke, oder sollte ich besser sagen, der Dünne des Buches, dazu muss ich aber sagen, dass ich nicht auf die Seitenanzahl vor dem Kauf des Buches geachtet habe.Dazu kommt noch, dass es nicht allzu lustig wie erwartet ist, das ist aber auch wiederrum Geschmackssache.Was ich lustig finde ist nach der Definition und den Beispielen des Wortes ".ssh.le" folgendes kommt, was aber auch schon das ganze Buch über verteilt war: *Das erinnert natürlich stark an oben erwähntes Wort^^Ansonsten muss man sich natürlich vor dem Kauf fragen ob man 7,99 für ein 96-seitiges Buch ausgeben will wenn man für ca. 2€ mehr ein 400-seitiges Buch von David Wong bekommt ("John Dies At The End" oder "This Book Is Full Of Spiders"), die meiner Meinung auch lustiger sind.Fazit: ein nettes Gimmick für das Bücherregal, einige Lacher sind bei mir gefallen, wobei ich mich wiederholen muss und sagen muss, dass das auch Geschmackssache ist, und für 7,99 liegt der Preis für 96 Seiten für mich noch hart an der Grenze.

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English as a Second F*cking Language

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English as a Second F*cking Language-0
Type: Paperback

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Imported From: United States

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All orders are processed manually, and we make every effort to process them promptly once confirmed. Products cancelled due to the above reasons will be permanently removed from listings across the website.

Description:

In the English language, swearing is essential to effective communication. In this hilarious and illuminating guide, you will learn just how to do it - no f*cking problem.

Whether you want to succeed in business, school, or social circles, a strong command of vocabulary is absolutely necessary. Just imagine a stranger to our shores, trying to comprehend the following conversation:

John: Mary, would you like to attend the opera this evening?
Mary: F*cking-A. should I wear my black dress?
John: Why the f*ck not?
Mary: F*cked if I know-Oh, f*ck! I just remembered. It got f*cked up in the wash.
John: Well, f*ck the opera. Let's stay home and f*ck.
Mary: Good f*cking idea.

English as a Second F*cking Language (ESF*L) is the perfect way for nonnative speakers to learn the basics of swearing. At the same time, it also offers native speakers a wide variety of twists and new refinements. Page after page, ESF*L provides a smorgasbord of swearing synonyms designed to boost your vocabulary-everything from the conventional d*mn and sh*t to a host of more inventive terms that would make any truck driver blush. And when you're finished reading, our Final F*cking Exam is the perfect test of your swearing skills. You'll be surprised by how much you've learned!

“Great f*cking book!” ―
Stephen King


Editorial Reviews

Review

“Great f*cking book!” ―Stephen King

From the Back Cover

In the English language, swearing is essential to effective communication. Whether you want to succeed in business, school, or social circles, a strong command of vocabulary is absolutely necessary. English as a Second F*cking Language (ESF*L) is the perfect way for non-native speakers to learn the basics of swearing. At the same time, it also offers native speakers a wide variety of twists and new refinements. Page after page, ESF*L provides a smorgasbord of swearing synonyms designed to boost your vocabulary - everything from the conventional d*mn and sh*t to a host of more inventive terms that would make any truck driver blush. And when you're finished reading, our Final F*cking Exam is the perfect test of your swearing skills. You'll be surprised by how much you've learned!

Reviews:

5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh your a** off.

V.T. · July 13, 2001

Be prepared to laugh and ride the humorous wave with Sterling Johnson.In the 1970's, George Carlin cited seven words that would never appear on TV, but time and theatrical productions have changed their acceptability. Unfortunately, I cannot list them in this review because they would not be suitable, but they are listed on page 8 of this book.Cable TV followed the lead when they began showing these R+ rated movies. Language that was not conventional when Carlin clarified what the "bad" words were is now common in conversations.His and Hers, Hands on experience, Tips and Traps are just a few of the sections that provide alternate words for different body parts and actions. Throughout the book, Johnson gives examples through dialogue. The goal is to help the newcomer with a way to understand what f*ck and other derivatives mean, and which ones are fighting words.Writers will find this book is a clear definition of how to write true to life dialogue for today's market.I was expecting a different outlook than definitions of "bad" words, so I was somewhat disappointed. However, this is a valuable resource that is well written and funny.Victoria Tarrani

5.0 out of 5 stars Best coffee table book

C.L. · July 21, 2025

I had this book for years and someone borrowed it and never returned it so I had to buy another. Great conversation piece :)

4.0 out of 5 stars Fun Book - Good Reference for Non Native English Speakers

H.D.E. · January 3, 2007

This is a book which has a funny approach on everyday language. Words and sentences that once seemed to have no sense at all are now explained. While the meaning of these expressions might be widely known for native speakers, it is a good reference for foreigners who are willing to excel in English language, even in its weirdest senses.

5.0 out of 5 stars There are no really good websites that I have found on the topic--most of ...

N. · July 22, 2014

As a teacher of English as a Second Language, I often have students asking me about slang. There are no really good websites that I have found on the topic--most of them are outdated or provide words that are not really used, or are not really slang, and many of them try to be "kid friendly," which slang is generally not. So, I tell generally tell my students to watch movies, listen to music, and use urbandictionary.com.But for those who really are interested in learning slang, and don't mind crude topics (I mean, there is a whole chapter on masturbation) I now recommend this book as well. Although published in 1996, it strikes me as not very dated. There are, of course, some words that are no longer used, as well as others that have come in to the language, and there will be considerable variation based on one's geography. But I give it 5 starts instead of 4 simply because it is as good as I would expect a book on slang to be. It is written in an entertaining manner, has example sentences, defines the meaning of the slang, and for the most part contains entries that are quite relevant and accurate.

3.0 out of 5 stars More entertaining than informative.

S. · August 22, 2001

This little collection of profanity isn't quite what I expected. The English language is so full of inconsistency, irregularity, and paradox, that I was prepared for a work ridiculing our Puritannical attempts to purge it. The language has a perverse life of its own; anyone who presumes to control it will not only fail but look foolish in doing so.Instead, Johnson takes a quite literal (though no less humorous) ESL (English as a Second Langage) approach, offering the sexual and scatalogical words that any stranger to the language will require to understand it (including the "unsayable" words that once got George Carlin a night in a Milwaukee jail). Had he expanded the lexicon to include some of the "taboo" sexist, racist, ethnic, group-specific words (and their euphemistic substitutes) of the present-day politically-correct environment, Johnson's little book could have taken on a note of provocative satire.One quibble: In his introduction Johnson uses a quote by Shakespeare's Caliban ("The Tempest") to support his project. Bad choice. Shakespeare never lost an opportunity to expose the language's obscene possibilities, but the quotation is meant to ridicule Caliban for assuming that's all language is good for.

5.0 out of 5 stars Clever & informative

M.F. · August 31, 2019

Hilariously written, easy to read, quick read, enjoyable even for a native English speaker. I can see how this would be very helpful for an English language learner, but worth the read nonetheless.

1.0 out of 5 stars The first couple of sentences are funny but after that it just gets boring

U.J. · November 29, 2014

The book just retells the meaning of some swear words. The first couple of sentences are funny but after that it just gets boring.

2.0 out of 5 stars Humor

A.C. · December 18, 2020

Light reading and conversation starter, or a come back line

Schimpfwörter über Schimpfwörter

R.R. · November 7, 2013

für die heutige Jugend eigentlich perfekt. Ich denke aber das es für Menschen die der englischen Sprache nicht mächtig sind, zu schwer zu verstehen ist. Ich fands lustig und einige der Wörter waren mir auch nicht bekannt, also hab ich noch was dazu gelernt :P

Funny book!

É.D. · June 21, 2017

Very funny book! As a native french speaker, I learned a few idioms and definitions... It is really interesting and gave me a good laugh! I recommend it to everyone!

Excelente libro.

J. · April 1, 2020

Creo que le falta un poco mas de frases y escenarios más comunes donde se podrian utilizar las palabras.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

V. · March 28, 2010

Eine Idee, wie man sich einen ganzen Weihnachtsabend im Kreise der aufgeschlossenen Familie beschäftigen kann:- Produkt auspacken- IRGENDeine Seite aufschlagen- vorlesen, was vor einem steht- Reaktionen abwarten- lachen- nächste wahrlosgewählte Seite aufschlagen- usw.Super, dass es solche coolen Bücher noch gibt!!

Hätte mir mehr erwartet...

T. · October 20, 2012

...angefangen von der Dicke, oder sollte ich besser sagen, der Dünne des Buches, dazu muss ich aber sagen, dass ich nicht auf die Seitenanzahl vor dem Kauf des Buches geachtet habe.Dazu kommt noch, dass es nicht allzu lustig wie erwartet ist, das ist aber auch wiederrum Geschmackssache.Was ich lustig finde ist nach der Definition und den Beispielen des Wortes ".ssh.le" folgendes kommt, was aber auch schon das ganze Buch über verteilt war: *Das erinnert natürlich stark an oben erwähntes Wort^^Ansonsten muss man sich natürlich vor dem Kauf fragen ob man 7,99 für ein 96-seitiges Buch ausgeben will wenn man für ca. 2€ mehr ein 400-seitiges Buch von David Wong bekommt ("John Dies At The End" oder "This Book Is Full Of Spiders"), die meiner Meinung auch lustiger sind.Fazit: ein nettes Gimmick für das Bücherregal, einige Lacher sind bei mir gefallen, wobei ich mich wiederholen muss und sagen muss, dass das auch Geschmackssache ist, und für 7,99 liegt der Preis für 96 Seiten für mich noch hart an der Grenze.

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