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Keep F*cking Calm and Colour On: A Swear Word Colouring Book for Adults

Description:

The ultimate adult colouring book, bursting with hilariously rude language.

When the pressure's on, lessen your stress and let your creativity loose - along with a volley of swear words! The calming patterns and intricate designs in this colouring book are adorned with amusing obscenities to keep your hands busy, your mind occupied and your feet on the f*cking ground. Colour the cr*p out of it!


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Founded in 1990, Summersdale is a vibrant publisher that puts its heart and soul into creating exceptional books. They swiftly respond to emerging technology and trends, provide entertaining, informative and innovative content in the genres of travel writing, general non-fiction, health and well-being, and gift and humour.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect

N. · 12 October 2025

Good quality, good thickness, amusing pictures inside but were genuinely good colouring pages. Bought for my daughter's favourite teacher who was leaving the school and she loved it.

5.0 out of 5 stars Lovely colouring book

J. · 15 October 2025

Great value for Moni. Lovely designs plenty to keep you going

5.0 out of 5 stars Great for anxiety

S.M. · 17 September 2025

Love it! Funny and great for adults. Bought for a holiday & to help with anxiety and would deffo recommend

5.0 out of 5 stars Fun to do

J.F. · 27 September 2025

Best gift I found for someone stuck at home with illness . Kept them entertained for ages.

4.0 out of 5 stars Double sided pages!!

c. · 6 September 2025

Double sided print!!If your are using felt / sharpie pens you will end up losing half the book because the pages are printed sidedWould have loved this if it was single sided print!!!

5.0 out of 5 stars Will have you swearing but great distraction

R. · 13 December 2024

Bought this adult coloring book to de-stress, and it’s working… mostly. The designs are beautiful, intricate, and, let’s be honest, borderline impossible. I started off relaxed, sipping tea and humming to myself, but two hours later, I was squinting at microscopic swirls and muttering, ‘WHO thought this many tiny flowers was a good idea?!’On the bright side, my stress from work has been replaced by stress over staying inside the lines, so… mission accomplished? Plus, I’m now the proud owner of a rainbow of colored pencils and a cramp in my hand that could rival a marathon writer.That said, when I do finish a page, the sense of accomplishment is unmatched. It’s like, ‘Look at me! A modern-day Van Gogh!’ (But with way more swearing.) Highly recommend if you need a distraction from life—or a new hobby to obsess over.

5.0 out of 5 stars Swearing colouring book

C.A. · 9 April 2025

This colouring book is brilliant... for when you need to practice mindfulness or self-care, but also want to be a bit swear-y about it all. So many different designs, you will be sure to find one to suit any occasion.Annoyed about someone who cut you off in traffic? There's one for that.Coffee has run out and it is only 11am? That too.Stuck on the phone waiting for 45 minutes only for the line to go dead? Yep, covered.Unsuitable for the sensitive or younger age groups, suitable for those with a sense of humour!!!

5.0 out of 5 stars Love the book, good quality for money

B. · 18 October 2025

Great adult colouring book, it’s quite small but does the job! Pages are decent quality so with good pens there is no leakage to the other side of the page.

Fun coloring book, thick pages and A5 size!

M. · 21 March 2024

Great quality paper, markers don't bleed through between pages. Its A5 size which makes it very travel friendly, easily fits in a bag. The phrases are funny and light hearted. Would highly recommend!

Keep F*cking Calm and Colour On: A Swear Word Colouring Book for Adults

Product ID: K1787839958
Condition: New

4.6

AED17146

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Type: Paperback
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Keep F*cking Calm and Colour On: A Swear Word Colouring Book for Adults

Product ID: K1787839958
Condition: New

4.6

Keep F*cking Calm and Colour On: A Swear Word Colouring Book for Adults-0
Type: Paperback

AED17146

Price includes VAT & Import Duties
Availability: In Stock

Quantity:

|

Order today to get by 7-14 business days

Delivery fee of AED 20. Free for orders above AED 200.

Returns & Warranty policies

Imported From: United Kingdom

At BOLO, we work hard to ensure the products you receive are new, genuine, and sourced from reputable suppliers.

BOLO is not an authorized or official retailer for most brands, nor are we affiliated with manufacturers unless specifically stated on a product page. Instead, we source verified sellers, authorized distributors or directly from the manufacturer.

Each product undergoes thorough inspection and verification at our consolidation and fulfilment centers to ensure it meets our strict authenticity and quality standards before being shipped and delivered to you.

If you ever have concerns regarding the authenticity of a product purchased from us, please contact Bolo Support. We will review your inquiry promptly and, if necessary, provide documentation verifying authenticity or offer a suitable resolution.

Your trust is our top priority, and we are committed to maintaining transparency and integrity in every transaction.

All product information, images, descriptions, and reviews originate from the manufacturer or from trusted sellers overseas. BOLO is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or an authorized retailer for most brands listed on our website unless stated otherwise.

While we strive to display accurate information, variations in packaging, labeling, instructions, or formulation may occasionally occur due to regional differences or supplier updates. For detailed or manufacturer-specific information, please contact the brand directly or reach out to BOLO Support for assistance.

Unless otherwise stated, all prices displayed on the product page include applicable taxes and import duties.

BOLO operates in accordance with the laws and regulations of United Arab Emirates. Any items found to be restricted or prohibited for sale within the UAE will be cancelled prior to shipment. We take proactive measures to ensure that only products permitted for sale in United Arab Emirates are listed on our website.

All items are shipped by air, and any products classified as “Dangerous Goods (DG)” under IATA regulations will be removed from the order and cancelled.

All orders are processed manually, and we make every effort to process them promptly once confirmed. Products cancelled due to the above reasons will be permanently removed from listings across the website.

Description:

The ultimate adult colouring book, bursting with hilariously rude language.

When the pressure's on, lessen your stress and let your creativity loose - along with a volley of swear words! The calming patterns and intricate designs in this colouring book are adorned with amusing obscenities to keep your hands busy, your mind occupied and your feet on the f*cking ground. Colour the cr*p out of it!


Review

Select Guide Rating

About the Author

Founded in 1990, Summersdale is a vibrant publisher that puts its heart and soul into creating exceptional books. They swiftly respond to emerging technology and trends, provide entertaining, informative and innovative content in the genres of travel writing, general non-fiction, health and well-being, and gift and humour.

Reviews:

5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect

N. · 12 October 2025

Good quality, good thickness, amusing pictures inside but were genuinely good colouring pages. Bought for my daughter's favourite teacher who was leaving the school and she loved it.

5.0 out of 5 stars Lovely colouring book

J. · 15 October 2025

Great value for Moni. Lovely designs plenty to keep you going

5.0 out of 5 stars Great for anxiety

S.M. · 17 September 2025

Love it! Funny and great for adults. Bought for a holiday & to help with anxiety and would deffo recommend

5.0 out of 5 stars Fun to do

J.F. · 27 September 2025

Best gift I found for someone stuck at home with illness . Kept them entertained for ages.

4.0 out of 5 stars Double sided pages!!

c. · 6 September 2025

Double sided print!!If your are using felt / sharpie pens you will end up losing half the book because the pages are printed sidedWould have loved this if it was single sided print!!!

5.0 out of 5 stars Will have you swearing but great distraction

R. · 13 December 2024

Bought this adult coloring book to de-stress, and it’s working… mostly. The designs are beautiful, intricate, and, let’s be honest, borderline impossible. I started off relaxed, sipping tea and humming to myself, but two hours later, I was squinting at microscopic swirls and muttering, ‘WHO thought this many tiny flowers was a good idea?!’On the bright side, my stress from work has been replaced by stress over staying inside the lines, so… mission accomplished? Plus, I’m now the proud owner of a rainbow of colored pencils and a cramp in my hand that could rival a marathon writer.That said, when I do finish a page, the sense of accomplishment is unmatched. It’s like, ‘Look at me! A modern-day Van Gogh!’ (But with way more swearing.) Highly recommend if you need a distraction from life—or a new hobby to obsess over.

5.0 out of 5 stars Swearing colouring book

C.A. · 9 April 2025

This colouring book is brilliant... for when you need to practice mindfulness or self-care, but also want to be a bit swear-y about it all. So many different designs, you will be sure to find one to suit any occasion.Annoyed about someone who cut you off in traffic? There's one for that.Coffee has run out and it is only 11am? That too.Stuck on the phone waiting for 45 minutes only for the line to go dead? Yep, covered.Unsuitable for the sensitive or younger age groups, suitable for those with a sense of humour!!!

5.0 out of 5 stars Love the book, good quality for money

B. · 18 October 2025

Great adult colouring book, it’s quite small but does the job! Pages are decent quality so with good pens there is no leakage to the other side of the page.

Fun coloring book, thick pages and A5 size!

M. · 21 March 2024

Great quality paper, markers don't bleed through between pages. Its A5 size which makes it very travel friendly, easily fits in a bag. The phrases are funny and light hearted. Would highly recommend!

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