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Marriage - Haynes Explains (Owners' Workshop Manual)

Description:

The Haynes Manual is one of publishing s most famous and enduring icons. More than 200 million copies have been sold, covering everything from Austin Allegros to Zombie Survival. Now Haynes is sending itself up in a fabulously amusing and brilliantly-observed new format. Haynes Explains are compact guides to four major stages of life: babies, teenagers, marriage and pensioners. Based on the classic stripdown and rebuild outline, and using original Haynes lines drawings, these books are perfect gifts or stocking fillers. You ll often find a couple who ve never considered divorce, but you ll rarely find one who ve never considered murder. The aim of Haynes Explains Marriage is to help you get the best value from your partnership. It can help you (a) decide what work must be done (b) tackle this work yourself, though you may choose to have much of it performed by external contractors such as the local pizza delivery company, the garage that sells just-on-the-right-side-of-dodgy flowers, or (failing those) your local Relate counsellor. Sections include: That New Car Smell (the honeymoon period). Honeymoon (n): the last holiday a man has before he starts working for a new boss. Depreciation (how endearing habits become annoying). Crash Test Ratings (arguments and how to handle them). Backseat Drivers (when the in-laws come to stay). It s important to retain a soft spot for your mother-in-law. About halfway down the garden between the shed and the compost heap is ideal. Aerodynamics & Drag (keeping the marriage fresh).

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About the Author

Boris Starling is an author, screenwriter and journalist. His crime thrillers have made the Sunday Times and New York Times bestseller lists, and his TV series, Messiah, ran for five seasons on BBC1. He writes regularly for several national newspapers.

Review:

5.0 out of 5 stars Funny view of marriage book !

A. · 4 April 2025

Funny & interesting book on Marriage ! Bought for my upcoming daughter & son-in-law's wedding.Good quality book and humorous insight to the joys of marriage, think they will find amusing !Would recommend as a different kind of gift to newlyweds !

5.0 out of 5 stars Anniversary present

I.L. · 25 April 2025

Ideal wedding anniversary present for the home mechanic , got the poor wife some flowers

5.0 out of 5 stars A humourous torquing point

G.C. · 9 April 2018

I bought this to give as a gift when I give my speech at our daughter's forthcoming wedding. I am planning to use it as a basis for the speech and hopefully, it will prove somewhat amusing. It's a lighthearted and funny take on the well known Haynes manuals and should be taken in good spirits.I was slightly surprised at the size, even though I knew it was A5. The picture shows it next to a regular Haynes manual.Overall, a very funny book at a bargain price and I would definitely recommend it.

4.0 out of 5 stars Just a bit of fun

H. · 4 July 2024

This was a great laugh when it was unwrapped. And was not any to be taken seriously. 😂

5.0 out of 5 stars Lovely little book, make a nice present

J. · 27 February 2023

Bought for my brother to make an anniversary present box, lovely little book, nice due to being a hardback. Funny quotes, fast postage

5.0 out of 5 stars very funny

p. · 2 October 2023

good funny book great wedding gift

3.0 out of 5 stars Quite well written !

P.L. · 19 March 2020

The book was smaller then I had imagined, but still quite good.The delivery man stated that there was 'no one in', yet the car was in the drive he just could not be bothered to deliver it to the house. So he gets a 1/10 for that.

5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant

J. · 13 May 2024

We bought this as a joke gift for our nephew's wedding. He thought it was brilliant!

Hilarious and thoughtful

A. · 11 September 2019

Appealed to my brother who has an engineering and mechanical background. He loved it as a wedding present.

Great

j. · 31 March 2018

Very cute book... lots of laughs

Five Stars

G. · 8 April 2018

Bought this as a fun valentines present for my wife. She loves it, and its hilariously written.

Marriage - Haynes Explains (Owners' Workshop Manual)

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Marriage - Haynes Explains (Owners' Workshop Manual)

Product ID: K1785211048
Condition: New

4.6

Type: Hardcover

AED16961

Price includes VAT & Import Duties
Availability: In Stock

Quantity:

|

Order today to get by

Free delivery on orders over AED 200

Return and refund policies

Imported From: United Kingdom

At bolo.ae, we stand behind the authenticity and quality of every product we sell. We guarantee that all items offered on our website are 100% genuine, sourced directly from authorized distributors, trusted partners, or the original brands themselves.

We do not sell counterfeit, replica, or unauthorized goods. Each product undergoes thorough inspection and verification at our consolidation and fulfilment centers to ensure it meets our strict authenticity and quality standards before being shipped and delivered to you.

If you ever have concerns regarding the authenticity of a product purchased from us, please contact Bolo Support . We will review your inquiry promptly and, if necessary, provide documentation verifying authenticity or offer a suitable resolution.

Your trust is our top priority, and we are committed to maintaining transparency and integrity in every transaction.

All product information, including images, descriptions, and reviews, is provided by third-party vendors. bolo.ae is not responsible for any claims, promotions, or representations made within product content or images. For more accurate or detailed product information, please contact the manufacturer directly or reach out to Bolo Support.

Unless otherwise stated during checkout, all prices displayed on the product page include applicable taxes and import duties.

bolo.ae operates in accordance with the laws and regulations of United Arab Emirates. Any items found to be restricted or prohibited for sale within the UAE will be cancelled prior to shipment. We take proactive measures to ensure that only products permitted for sale in United Arab Emirates are listed on our website.

All items are shipped by air, and any products classified as “Dangerous Goods (DG)” under IATA regulations will be removed from the order and cancelled.

All orders are processed manually, and we make every effort to process them promptly once confirmed. Products cancelled due to the above reasons will be permanently removed from listings across the website.

Description:

The Haynes Manual is one of publishing s most famous and enduring icons. More than 200 million copies have been sold, covering everything from Austin Allegros to Zombie Survival. Now Haynes is sending itself up in a fabulously amusing and brilliantly-observed new format. Haynes Explains are compact guides to four major stages of life: babies, teenagers, marriage and pensioners. Based on the classic stripdown and rebuild outline, and using original Haynes lines drawings, these books are perfect gifts or stocking fillers. You ll often find a couple who ve never considered divorce, but you ll rarely find one who ve never considered murder. The aim of Haynes Explains Marriage is to help you get the best value from your partnership. It can help you (a) decide what work must be done (b) tackle this work yourself, though you may choose to have much of it performed by external contractors such as the local pizza delivery company, the garage that sells just-on-the-right-side-of-dodgy flowers, or (failing those) your local Relate counsellor. Sections include: That New Car Smell (the honeymoon period). Honeymoon (n): the last holiday a man has before he starts working for a new boss. Depreciation (how endearing habits become annoying). Crash Test Ratings (arguments and how to handle them). Backseat Drivers (when the in-laws come to stay). It s important to retain a soft spot for your mother-in-law. About halfway down the garden between the shed and the compost heap is ideal. Aerodynamics & Drag (keeping the marriage fresh).

Review

Select Guide Rating

About the Author

Boris Starling is an author, screenwriter and journalist. His crime thrillers have made the Sunday Times and New York Times bestseller lists, and his TV series, Messiah, ran for five seasons on BBC1. He writes regularly for several national newspapers.

Review:

5.0 out of 5 stars Funny view of marriage book !

A. · 4 April 2025

Funny & interesting book on Marriage ! Bought for my upcoming daughter & son-in-law's wedding.Good quality book and humorous insight to the joys of marriage, think they will find amusing !Would recommend as a different kind of gift to newlyweds !

5.0 out of 5 stars Anniversary present

I.L. · 25 April 2025

Ideal wedding anniversary present for the home mechanic , got the poor wife some flowers

5.0 out of 5 stars A humourous torquing point

G.C. · 9 April 2018

I bought this to give as a gift when I give my speech at our daughter's forthcoming wedding. I am planning to use it as a basis for the speech and hopefully, it will prove somewhat amusing. It's a lighthearted and funny take on the well known Haynes manuals and should be taken in good spirits.I was slightly surprised at the size, even though I knew it was A5. The picture shows it next to a regular Haynes manual.Overall, a very funny book at a bargain price and I would definitely recommend it.

4.0 out of 5 stars Just a bit of fun

H. · 4 July 2024

This was a great laugh when it was unwrapped. And was not any to be taken seriously. 😂

5.0 out of 5 stars Lovely little book, make a nice present

J. · 27 February 2023

Bought for my brother to make an anniversary present box, lovely little book, nice due to being a hardback. Funny quotes, fast postage

5.0 out of 5 stars very funny

p. · 2 October 2023

good funny book great wedding gift

3.0 out of 5 stars Quite well written !

P.L. · 19 March 2020

The book was smaller then I had imagined, but still quite good.The delivery man stated that there was 'no one in', yet the car was in the drive he just could not be bothered to deliver it to the house. So he gets a 1/10 for that.

5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant

J. · 13 May 2024

We bought this as a joke gift for our nephew's wedding. He thought it was brilliant!

Hilarious and thoughtful

A. · 11 September 2019

Appealed to my brother who has an engineering and mechanical background. He loved it as a wedding present.

Great

j. · 31 March 2018

Very cute book... lots of laughs

Five Stars

G. · 8 April 2018

Bought this as a fun valentines present for my wife. She loves it, and its hilariously written.

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