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Once Upon a Toon: 18 Years Inside Newcastle United

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'Very entertaining. A lot fun.'
HAWKSBEE AND JACOBS, TalkSPORT

'A must-read for any Newcastle fan.'
ALAN SHEARER

'A triumph... Beautifully written.'
LES FERDINAND

FASCINATING CHRONICLES OF AN UTTERLY UNIQUE LIFE IN FOOTBALL AND 18 YEARS AT NEWCASTLE UNITED.

Once Upon a Toon offers a unique perspective on life behind the scenes at one of England's most famous football clubs. No other individual has had the immense privilege of working at Newcastle United in the capacity that Paul Ferris once did: as a player between 1981 and 1986, as a physiotherapist between 1993 and 2006, and finally as a key member of Alan Shearer's management team in 2009.

This is a light-hearted, often hilarious and sometimes unbelievable retelling of the events Paul experienced and characters he encountered. His numerous, otherwise forgotten, tales from the bygone era of 1980s football include the likes of Kevin Keegan, Jack Charlton, Arthur Cox, Paul Gascoigne, Peter Beardsley, George Best and more. Ferris's chronicles from 18 years at Newcastle United also feature managers such as Graeme Souness and Sir Bobby Robson, the tumultuous 1993-2006 period and Alan Shearer's ill-fated short tenure.

If you are a Newcastle United supporter, football fan or loved
The Boy on the Shed, this book is the ultimate way to revisit the club's precious glory days of football.


Review

A must-read for any Newcastle fan. Paul brilliantly brings to life his time at the club. -- Alan Shearer

Very entertaining. A lot fun. ―
Hawksbee and Jacobs, TalkSPORT

A brilliant read. Full of fascinating stories that take you behind the scenes at Newcastle United. -- Shay Given

A triumph... Beautifully written and a wonderful tribute to the club and the North East. -- Les Ferdinand

Hilariously funny and a must for every member of the Toon army ―
Chronicle Live

A crowd-pleasing collection of anecdotes from inside United, but also a footballer's book with rare heart ―
Matthew Philpotts, True Faith – Independent NUFC Fanzine

A brilliant must-read.
Once Upon a Toon as the ability to make you laugh and cry - a black and white roller-coaster that fans will enjoy. ― Chronicle

Unforgettable. laugh-out-loud funny. In
Once Upon a Toon, Ferris has written more than a football memoir. It's a love letter to the game, yes-but also to the people who make it what it is. ― News Letter

It's just a great read, and if you love Newcastle United, you'll love this. ―
The Journal

Eye-opening ―
The Times

Book Description

Fascinating chronicles of an utterly unique life in football and 18 years at Newcastle United, with a foreword by Alan Shearer.

Reviews:

5.0 out of 5 stars Fascinating insights into Newcastle United told with warmth, humour and poignancy

C. · 21 May 2025

Loved this book as much as the previous two books, The Boy on The Shed and The Magic in the Tin. ‘A Final Pilgrimage’ had me in tears. A beautiful tribute.This book really feels like a celebration of all the incredible people Paul met through the club—told with his usual warmth, humour, and storytelling style which makes it all come alive.Even the people and events that were before my time really resonated. That’s a testament to how well Paul brought them to life on the page.Another brilliant book. I can’t wait to see what comes next.

5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant book!

e. · 23 May 2025

This book is absolutely brilliant, there are lots of laugh out loud moments and some sad moments. The thing I liked most was that when you were reading stories about different characters famous and not famous you could actually visualise being there in that moment. This book was recommended to me by a friend and am so glad they did. I couldn't put it down just loved it. My husband never reads and I am going to download it on audible for him it's that good. Would definitely recommend.

5.0 out of 5 stars Great insight to the whirlwind lifestyle around a football club.

K.M.I. · 12 May 2025

An excellent read from start to finish. Gave an insight into how the club works on a 'personnel' level. Some sad, cringe worthy and genuinely laugh out loud moments had me hooked and although normally not a big reader I couldn't put it down. It was honest and frank in places even to the detriment to the authors own pride at times. The 'family' feel was never too far from the 'football stories' and the way it all intertwined was delivered perfectly. Definitely recommend to both football fans and otherwise, a great read. Highly recommend.

5.0 out of 5 stars For all Newcastle fans

s.g. · 30 July 2025

I am a Sunderland fan and still found the book funny and interesting. Some really good stories from that era. A great book for all Newcastle fans

5.0 out of 5 stars Great book

l.r. · 27 August 2025

Bought for birthday gift for my nephew he was over the moon as true supporter of Newcastle united

5.0 out of 5 stars A 'Must Have' for any Newcastle United fan.

T.H. · 13 June 2025

An excellent, poignant and funny series of tales from the Toon.Thorughly recommend it, a great read.

4.0 out of 5 stars A good book for a NUFC fan

B. · 18 June 2025

A good book if you are a Newcastle United fan especially if you remember football before the premier league.Won't tax your brain but will give a few laughs and one or two moments of reflection.

5.0 out of 5 stars Good book

e.j. · 10 August 2025

Great book well packaged and fast delivery thanks

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Once Upon a Toon: 18 Years Inside Newcastle United

Product ID: K1399420119
Condition: New

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Once Upon a Toon: 18 Years Inside Newcastle United-0
Type: Hardcover

AED16306

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Availability: In Stock

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|

Order today to get by 7-14 business days

Delivery fee of AED 20. Free for orders above AED 200.

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Imported From: United Kingdom

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BOLO is not an authorized or official retailer for most brands, nor are we affiliated with manufacturers unless specifically stated on a product page. Instead, we source verified sellers, authorized distributors or directly from the manufacturer.

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All orders are processed manually, and we make every effort to process them promptly once confirmed. Products cancelled due to the above reasons will be permanently removed from listings across the website.

Description:

'Very entertaining. A lot fun.'
HAWKSBEE AND JACOBS, TalkSPORT

'A must-read for any Newcastle fan.'
ALAN SHEARER

'A triumph... Beautifully written.'
LES FERDINAND

FASCINATING CHRONICLES OF AN UTTERLY UNIQUE LIFE IN FOOTBALL AND 18 YEARS AT NEWCASTLE UNITED.

Once Upon a Toon offers a unique perspective on life behind the scenes at one of England's most famous football clubs. No other individual has had the immense privilege of working at Newcastle United in the capacity that Paul Ferris once did: as a player between 1981 and 1986, as a physiotherapist between 1993 and 2006, and finally as a key member of Alan Shearer's management team in 2009.

This is a light-hearted, often hilarious and sometimes unbelievable retelling of the events Paul experienced and characters he encountered. His numerous, otherwise forgotten, tales from the bygone era of 1980s football include the likes of Kevin Keegan, Jack Charlton, Arthur Cox, Paul Gascoigne, Peter Beardsley, George Best and more. Ferris's chronicles from 18 years at Newcastle United also feature managers such as Graeme Souness and Sir Bobby Robson, the tumultuous 1993-2006 period and Alan Shearer's ill-fated short tenure.

If you are a Newcastle United supporter, football fan or loved
The Boy on the Shed, this book is the ultimate way to revisit the club's precious glory days of football.


Review

A must-read for any Newcastle fan. Paul brilliantly brings to life his time at the club. -- Alan Shearer

Very entertaining. A lot fun. ―
Hawksbee and Jacobs, TalkSPORT

A brilliant read. Full of fascinating stories that take you behind the scenes at Newcastle United. -- Shay Given

A triumph... Beautifully written and a wonderful tribute to the club and the North East. -- Les Ferdinand

Hilariously funny and a must for every member of the Toon army ―
Chronicle Live

A crowd-pleasing collection of anecdotes from inside United, but also a footballer's book with rare heart ―
Matthew Philpotts, True Faith – Independent NUFC Fanzine

A brilliant must-read.
Once Upon a Toon as the ability to make you laugh and cry - a black and white roller-coaster that fans will enjoy. ― Chronicle

Unforgettable. laugh-out-loud funny. In
Once Upon a Toon, Ferris has written more than a football memoir. It's a love letter to the game, yes-but also to the people who make it what it is. ― News Letter

It's just a great read, and if you love Newcastle United, you'll love this. ―
The Journal

Eye-opening ―
The Times

Book Description

Fascinating chronicles of an utterly unique life in football and 18 years at Newcastle United, with a foreword by Alan Shearer.

Reviews:

5.0 out of 5 stars Fascinating insights into Newcastle United told with warmth, humour and poignancy

C. · 21 May 2025

Loved this book as much as the previous two books, The Boy on The Shed and The Magic in the Tin. ‘A Final Pilgrimage’ had me in tears. A beautiful tribute.This book really feels like a celebration of all the incredible people Paul met through the club—told with his usual warmth, humour, and storytelling style which makes it all come alive.Even the people and events that were before my time really resonated. That’s a testament to how well Paul brought them to life on the page.Another brilliant book. I can’t wait to see what comes next.

5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant book!

e. · 23 May 2025

This book is absolutely brilliant, there are lots of laugh out loud moments and some sad moments. The thing I liked most was that when you were reading stories about different characters famous and not famous you could actually visualise being there in that moment. This book was recommended to me by a friend and am so glad they did. I couldn't put it down just loved it. My husband never reads and I am going to download it on audible for him it's that good. Would definitely recommend.

5.0 out of 5 stars Great insight to the whirlwind lifestyle around a football club.

K.M.I. · 12 May 2025

An excellent read from start to finish. Gave an insight into how the club works on a 'personnel' level. Some sad, cringe worthy and genuinely laugh out loud moments had me hooked and although normally not a big reader I couldn't put it down. It was honest and frank in places even to the detriment to the authors own pride at times. The 'family' feel was never too far from the 'football stories' and the way it all intertwined was delivered perfectly. Definitely recommend to both football fans and otherwise, a great read. Highly recommend.

5.0 out of 5 stars For all Newcastle fans

s.g. · 30 July 2025

I am a Sunderland fan and still found the book funny and interesting. Some really good stories from that era. A great book for all Newcastle fans

5.0 out of 5 stars Great book

l.r. · 27 August 2025

Bought for birthday gift for my nephew he was over the moon as true supporter of Newcastle united

5.0 out of 5 stars A 'Must Have' for any Newcastle United fan.

T.H. · 13 June 2025

An excellent, poignant and funny series of tales from the Toon.Thorughly recommend it, a great read.

4.0 out of 5 stars A good book for a NUFC fan

B. · 18 June 2025

A good book if you are a Newcastle United fan especially if you remember football before the premier league.Won't tax your brain but will give a few laughs and one or two moments of reflection.

5.0 out of 5 stars Good book

e.j. · 10 August 2025

Great book well packaged and fast delivery thanks

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